Residents of the San Francisco area went out in large numbers to enjoy Ben & Jerry's free ice cream cone promotion. Unfortunately for some of them, the ice cream may have been free, but the event cost them their lives when a giant snowy owl attacked and devoured them.
Giant snowy owl wreaks havoc on the queue outside Ben & Jerry's
The owl began its rampage at the franchise at the corner of Haight and Ashbury. Witnesses reported a sudden, silent attack, during which time the owl devoured between three and 15 patrons as they stood in a queue for free ice cream.
The owl grabs a patron exiting the ice cream shop
Eyewitness testimony was problematic, but apparently the owl returned at least three times. A photographer captured an image of the owl about to rip a person's head off. The photographer, who preferred not to be identified, stated that the owl then threw the head at other patrons standing in the queue, knocking them over like bowling pins, before devouring four people.
The last ice cream cone of his life
After killing and devouring between five and 392 people at the Haight Ashbury location, the owl flew to the Fisherman's Wharf Ben and Jerry's, where he was seen to devour a tourist. Old-age pensioner J.P. Rosenfeld was vacationing in San Francisco and had just exited the Fisherman's Wharf location (where there was miraculously no line) with a scoop of Half Baked frozen yogurt when he encountered the owl. Several eyewitnesses reported that Mr. Rosenfeld was heard to say, 'Listen, mister, get out of my way. I'm a busy man and I'm going to enjoy this [expletive] ice cream.' The owl proceded to bite his head off and spit it out on a nearby Prius.
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