This year's Earth Day celebration will take place in HELL

The same snowy owl who wreaked havoc in San Francisco during yesterday's Free Cone Day event continues his reign of terror. He was most recently observed at the Reno-Tahoe Earth Day celebration, where community members and visitors gathered to enjoy music, entertainment, and food in a spirit of environmental awareness. Tragically, patrons of the event became food themselves when the giant snowy owl appeared.

Earth Day attendees are greeted by a surprising sight

The owl proceeded to destroy the stage, tragically killing all the members of the eco-folk band that was performing, before proceeding to the collection of tents, picnic tables and open space known as the "food court". Ironically, the patrons might have been safer under cover of a typical mall food court, rather than enjoying the outdoors, because the owl proceeded to devour between two and 135 attendees.

Food court patrons find themselves on the menu

Event survivor Hester Coake said, "I normally love nature, but this was terrifying, really traumatic. This freak of nature [the owl] must have been caused by some kind of top secret government experimentation. I can understand creating new species to replace endangered ones and increase the number diversity of our natural world, but this thing was definitely not about increasing anything. It was all about subtraction. Personally, I think former President George W. Bush and California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger are behind it."

There is no clear evidence, however, that the attacks are politically motivated.